People sometimes ask me what I actually do online, as I am online a lot of the time. Well, i’m sorry to say that this post isn’t the answer to that question.
On MSN Messenger, I find myself having these weird conversations with friends sometimes. One contact in particular, *cough* wtbw *cough* and I speal out lyrics from songs - and the effect of this is one huge song which doesn’t make much sense at all. Today I decided I would create an even more interesting song by making sure I only chose love songs, and he seemed (with some of the weird music he listens to) to do the same. Below is our results. (His lyrics are in blue).
Disclamer: Don’t hold the choice of songs against me, this was done so it was going to be as sucky as possible.
Nothing lasts forever 
I’m sorry I can’t be perfect
Now it’s just too late
And we can’t go back I’m sorry
I can’t be perfect..
Leave me alone
Just leave me alone
You like me to stroke you
Careful I don’t choke you, did you read my mind
You say don’t be blue
Us that the best you can do?
I’ve lost my patience now
Oh leave me alone.
Stop asking for more
I’m going home on my own…
I’m sorry I can’t be perfect
Now it’s just too late
And we can’t go back I’m sorry
I can’t be perfect..
Leave me alone
Just leave me alone
You like me to stroke you
Careful I don’t choke you, did you read my mind
You say don’t be blue
Us that the best you can do?
I’ve lost my patience now
Oh leave me alone.
Stop asking for more
I’m going home on my own…
Am I pretty enough for you
With a bit of make up I can look brand new
Can I be pretty enough for you
Fill me with secrets
I’ll never tell
Fatten my up my dear
And I will feed you well…
It’s you that I adore
You’ll always be my whore
You’ll be the mother to my child
And a child to my heart
I’ll pull your crooked teeth
You’ll be perfect just like me
You’ll be a lover in my bed
And a gun to my head
We must never be apart…
I just can’t help falling in love with you
Wise men say only fools rush in
I can’t help falling in love with you
Like a river flows
To the sea
So it goes
Something’s are meant to be
Take my hand
Take my whole life too…
I’ve become impossible
Holding on to when everything seemed to matter more
The two of us, all used and beaten up
Watching fate as it flows down the path we have chosen
You and me
We’re in this together now
None of them and stop us now
We will make it through somehow
You and me
If the world should break in two
Until the very end of me
Until the very end of you
All that we were is gone but we have to hold on…
Lord all mighty
I feel my temperature rising
Higher and higher
It’s burning through to my soul
Baby baby baby
You’re going to set me on fire
Cause your kisses lift me higher
It’s burning love!
I will never bother you
I will never promise to
I will never follow you
I will never bother you
Never speak a word again
I will crawl away for good
I will move away from here
You won’t be afraid of fear
No thought was put into this
Always knew it would come to this
Things have never been so swell
I have never failed to fail
Pain!
You know you’re right
I no longer have to hide
Let’s talk about someone else
Steaming soup begins to melt
Nothing really bothers her
She just wants to love himself
There is something that I see
In the way you look at me
There’s a smile
There’s a truth
In your eyes
Could it be that this is where I belong?
It is you I have loved all a long…
With a bit of make up I can look brand new
Can I be pretty enough for you
Fill me with secrets
I’ll never tell
Fatten my up my dear
And I will feed you well…
It’s you that I adore
You’ll always be my whore
You’ll be the mother to my child
And a child to my heart
I’ll pull your crooked teeth
You’ll be perfect just like me
You’ll be a lover in my bed
And a gun to my head
We must never be apart…
I just can’t help falling in love with you
Wise men say only fools rush in
I can’t help falling in love with you
Like a river flows
To the sea
So it goes
Something’s are meant to be
Take my hand
Take my whole life too…
I’ve become impossible
Holding on to when everything seemed to matter more
The two of us, all used and beaten up
Watching fate as it flows down the path we have chosen
You and me
We’re in this together now
None of them and stop us now
We will make it through somehow
You and me
If the world should break in two
Until the very end of me
Until the very end of you
All that we were is gone but we have to hold on…
Lord all mighty
I feel my temperature rising
Higher and higher
It’s burning through to my soul
Baby baby baby
You’re going to set me on fire
Cause your kisses lift me higher
It’s burning love!
I will never bother you
I will never promise to
I will never follow you
I will never bother you
Never speak a word again
I will crawl away for good
I will move away from here
You won’t be afraid of fear
No thought was put into this
Always knew it would come to this
Things have never been so swell
I have never failed to fail
Pain!
You know you’re right
I no longer have to hide
Let’s talk about someone else
Steaming soup begins to melt
Nothing really bothers her
She just wants to love himself
There is something that I see
In the way you look at me
There’s a smile
There’s a truth
In your eyes
Could it be that this is where I belong?
It is you I have loved all a long…
Comments
Dane Smith (July 22nd, 2004, 3:23 pm)
IM THE FIRST TO RESPOND :P, thats a long song
Whelan (July 23rd, 2004, 2:56 pm)
Nice song surfish (BTW update my blog too www.likethat.org.uk when you get a second)
Musicalmidget (July 23rd, 2004, 5:09 pm)
Hmm, nice song.
You should release it as a single… :p